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[Kyna has decided this job sucks.

She likes the ones that are faster paced, and this is definitively not. There are three missing people, all too unimportant for the police to focus on, and the guy all signs point to is so secretive that progress has been stilted and shuddering. Her current plan isn't exactly one she's discussed with Sam, but hey, it can't hurt, right? Hopefully.

There's a guy named Fenris that hangs around Danarius all the time, and Sam and Thea are guessing he's some sort of apprentice or assistant. They don't know much else about him, but there's a cafe he likes to hang out at a lot, and Kyna has spent the past two days practically camping out, hoping he'll come in.

Today, she lucks out. When she walks in, he's already there, and she tries not to look like she's rushing as she grabs some ridiculously overpriced drink. It's a little more crowded today than usual, so it doesn't look too weird when she grabs the seat next to him.]

Hey. Is it okay if I sit here?

[Don't fuck this up, Kyna.]

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That's a small minded thought. Who said it would have to happen right in the moment?

[Okay, she's upgrading his designation to "dick".]

Ooh, very scary. What are you gonna do, eat me up?

[What a cocky asshole. It's almost impressive, but then again he's used to being used as a tool to make people uncomfortable.]

You, Kyna, are every stereotypical archetype that dies first in a horror movie rolled into one.

Yeah? And what are you? A vampire? Werewolf? Serial killer?

I wouldn't be a very good of any of those if I told you.

[Yes, he's even keeping his joke answers a secret. Why isn't she put off by this already?]

Lame. I'm gonna say vampire. You've got the tall, dark and mysterious thing going on.

[Maybe she's too annoying herself to be annoyed by him.]

[He's honestly at a loss for words right now.]

Aren't vampires pasty and gaunt?

[He's starting to take offense to this.]

Wow. That's small-minded of you.

[She's realizing, distantly, that she is making no progress with him.]

You're wearing all black and you're grumpy. You can be a vampire.

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That is nowhere near the same thing.

[What is even this conversation? Can he even call this a conversation? He's trying his best for it not to be one!]

What makes you think I'm this grumpy all the time? Maybe I'm especially annoyed by the company today.

Because you've got a cute girl talking to you and you're still being a jerk.

[Duh.]

[Nothing works. It's like trying to shoot titanium with a BB gun.]

What if I think you're more annoying than you are cute?

I think you decided I was going to be annoying the second I sat down, which isn't fair, right?

Or I'm an excellent judge of character.

Nah.

[She nudges his coffee cup gently.]

Come on, give me a chance.

What exactly am I giving you a chance to prove? What do you want?

[This is an almost surreal experience at this point.]

[Well, okay, she can't tell him the actual reason, so she just bursts out laughing.]

Uh... I don't even know. Hang out while we finish our coffee?

I wasn't exactly stopping you before.

[As far as Fenris is concerned, he was being quite amicable, letting her sit here and not completely ignoring her. That's how manners work. Either way, he pauses before grabbing his coffee again.]

People don't exactly stop to sit with me just to hang out.

[So it's suspicious, is what he's saying. Normally people approached him when they knew who he "worked" for, thinking he could get them some kind of in with Danarius. Or if they thought they could find out some nugget of information about his research, usually hoping to steal it for themselves.]

Really?

[Okay, that's an honest response from her.]

Why not? I mean, unless you scare everyone off. Do you?

[He huffs a laugh into his cup before taking a sip.]

Do you have to ask?

[The answer is "yes".]

[Wow, was that a laugh? She's taking that as a win.]

Sorry. I guess you don't scare me. You should try harder.

[Damn it. He hates when he does that.]

It's definitely not going to work if you tell me to do it.

[She waggles her eyebrows.]

Oh no. Guess you're screwed.

Story of my life.

[At least he's given up on trying to get her to leave, at the moment.]

Are you on break or something?

[Yes he is indeed asking her the same question she asked him and he completely dodged.]

Nope. I'm all yours.

[Wink wink. Maybe she's starting to have too much fun with this.]