Nope. [Kate glances over her shoulder at Davesprite.] Sorry, Dave. I'm only like two years older than you, anyway. We're not pulling some weird Woody Allen thing.
[Joking is fine. She can do joking. She's not really touching her pizza, though.]
Hey, I know food is supposed to go in a fridge. [Beat.] Just not sure which food.
[Media told him some things, but not everything. As for Kate?]
Of course you're not adopting me. I only just met you and you're not old enough to be my hot mom. Any mom. You're a hot non-mom. Clint, steal her pizza she's not eating it and pineapple is for sad people.
[He grabs a couple more slices of whatever non-befruited food punishment is left and floats up to perch on top of the fridge. Around a mouthful of cheesy bread dinner:]
Hey, tell me about Cap. [He swallows.] And how many times do you think I'll have to explain to them about Sburb?
Are you calling me a sad people? [ Clint asks idly, reaching over to steal Kate's pineapple. ] Or are you calling her a sad people?
[ He pops it in his mouth. ] Cap's great when he's not being stupidly stubborn about things. [ A beat. ] And considering you still end up having to explain things about Sburb to me, probably a lot.
[Davesprite holds a hand up, palm open. He'd use both for full defensive posturing, but he's using the other one to keep his pizza plate steady. Why do you think he retreated to perching on the fridge, Kate?]
You can't make me sleep on the floor. I've slept there too many times the past few months, and if you try I'm gonna cause hell the way only an oversized bird dude can.
[Then to Clint:]
You're a downright clinical case of sad dad-ism. Unless you're trying to tell me the couch is your best friend and your endless napping is how you two catch up on the haps, and if you do say it I'm just gonna mark you down as even sadder than I thought. Plus, anyone would be depressed knowing they've got a history of costumes as bad as yours. Blame Kate for that.
[Speaking of.]
You're sad automatically because you put fruit on pizza, and you defend all that purple.
Nobody has to sleep on the floor, I have enough space for everybody. [ Grumble grumble. He also opens his mouth to protest Kate's accusation, but Davesprite picks it up and goes, as always, and Clint just flounders uselessly before just closing his mouth with a disgruntled look. ]
Hey. We talked about not dissing the purple, DS. [ He's totally useful to this conversation, as you can see. ]
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[Joking is fine. She can do joking. She's not really touching her pizza, though.]
I am sorry for this boy
[Media told him some things, but not everything. As for Kate?]
Of course you're not adopting me. I only just met you and you're not old enough to be my hot mom. Any mom. You're a hot non-mom. Clint, steal her pizza she's not eating it and pineapple is for sad people.
[He grabs a couple more slices of whatever non-befruited food punishment is left and floats up to perch on top of the fridge. Around a mouthful of cheesy bread dinner:]
Hey, tell me about Cap. [He swallows.] And how many times do you think I'll have to explain to them about Sburb?
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[ He pops it in his mouth. ] Cap's great when he's not being stupidly stubborn about things. [ A beat. ] And considering you still end up having to explain things about Sburb to me, probably a lot.
Kate, eat your pizza.
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[Kate uses her slice of pizza to point at Davesprite.]
- if you make one more hot mom joke about me I'm making you sleep on the floor.
[And then, to Clint:]
You're the saddest man I've ever met.
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You can't make me sleep on the floor. I've slept there too many times the past few months, and if you try I'm gonna cause hell the way only an oversized bird dude can.
[Then to Clint:]
You're a downright clinical case of sad dad-ism. Unless you're trying to tell me the couch is your best friend and your endless napping is how you two catch up on the haps, and if you do say it I'm just gonna mark you down as even sadder than I thought. Plus, anyone would be depressed knowing they've got a history of costumes as bad as yours. Blame Kate for that.
[Speaking of.]
You're sad automatically because you put fruit on pizza, and you defend all that purple.
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Hey. We talked about not dissing the purple, DS. [ He's totally useful to this conversation, as you can see. ]