[He accepts the cookies without protest, then promptly reaches up to set the bag on top of the nearest cabinet just because he can. They won't stay there for long but what's the point of living with someone if you don't torment them a bit?]

Okay, fine, I'll just make you a really long list that starts with blueberry muffins, diner food, and Chinese.

[And a brief pause for just a moment, before he remembers to add--]

If you buy stuff to bake with I can make desserts.

[This is his contribution to this whole situation.]