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Davesprite ([personal profile] mrcreamsicles) wrote in [community profile] spiritingaway 2016-10-25 06:54 am (UTC)

I want to give him obsession for collecting eggs someday you're welcome

[Sorry, you expected words? He's busy chewing through a probably too large bite of cheese and protein shapes and it is glorious. He makes a sound kind of like a dying whale that is simultaneously in a bad porno. If either of them expected him not to enjoy the experience of pizza this much, they are fooling themselves.]

[Once he's chewed thoroughly and swallowed, though—]


I said the nanomachines were because of the radiation, right? But they also poisoned us in ways that affected our brains somehow. So, if you mean have I stopped feeling like my dead Bro is following me through locked doors and creeping up in the ceilings and shit, yeah, that's gone. But you might want to get me a pack of Easter eggs to see if I'm still obsessed with those.

[He might just sit on them anyway. Bird instincts, man. The crow he was made with wasn't very smart.]

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